Civilization T-Shirts

"Sometimes I think we ought to invent agriculture and settle down."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Mappa Brittanica

"Well I guess it's up to us to get the old civilization up and running again, huh?"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Great Chinese Dynasties

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'Hmph. College kids.'

Pipe Dream.

Tut and Carmen.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Woman carries the world.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

The height of fashion in 1796

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'Now that's an afro!'

Honoré de Balzac

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Gee, thanks pal."

Culture Saturday

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"