Civilization Studies T-Shirts

Two sophisticated types with cavemen mouths.

Flags

Alien David statue

Victor Hugo

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Look! No hands!"

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Oymoticons

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Made in China

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Didgeridoo

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Troys'R'Us.

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.