Civilization Studies Gifts

Flags

Alien David statue

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Look! No hands!"

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Oymoticons

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Made in China

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

Didgeridoo

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Troys'R'Us.

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."