Civilization Mugs

"Sometimes I think we ought to invent agriculture and settle down."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Mappa Brittanica

"Well I guess it's up to us to get the old civilization up and running again, huh?"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Hollywood Sign Developers

Louis Armstrong

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Great Chinese Dynasties

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'Hmph. College kids.'

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Pipe Dream.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Tut and Carmen.

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Woman carries the world.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"Gee, thanks pal."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Honoré de Balzac

Culture Saturday

The height of fashion in 1796

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'Now that's an afro!'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."