Early Civilizations Mugs

"Their cave paintings are all landscapes and still lifes. That tells you all you need to know."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Meet the scribe"

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Venus

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Archimedes statue with a lever

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

The Trojan Beagle.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Playdough's The Republic

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Tourists in Egypt

Sundial Time

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Neptune

Trojan Hurdler.

The Fall of Gnome

Zeus's Caddy

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"I miss the Augean stables."

"I'm having my entrails read."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.