Early Civilizations T-Shirts

"Their cave paintings are all landscapes and still lifes. That tells you all you need to know."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Meet the scribe"

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Venus

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Archimedes statue with a lever

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Playdough's The Republic

The Trojan Beagle.

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

Sundial Time

Neptune

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Tourists in Egypt

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Trojan Hurdler.

Zeus's Caddy

"I miss the Augean stables."

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

The Fall of Gnome

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

"I'm having my entrails read."

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."