Civilizations Prints

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Meet the scribe"

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Venus

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

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Sundial Time

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Tourists in Egypt

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

Zeus's Caddy

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Pyramid catflap...

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"I'm having my entrails read."

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Egyptian chiropractor.

Citizen of the world.

Goddess

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

"You're awfully tame this evening."

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."