City Planner Satirist Gifts

This site acquired for yet another housing development.

Hoodie Hang-out

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Thank god we're out of the city."

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

This is where Brent council sends you

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

Traffic Lights Medicine

This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Lex Ave Express

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

No Nesting

"Was it someone you ate?"

Don't walk on the grass.

'Do you think there's still a culture of sexism in the city?'

'The Mayor is going to be thrilled -- I found a way to fill potholes with toxic waste!'

'Every day I listen to your patients complain about the rat race. Well, my friend, I'm sick of the human race.'

Unsocial housing.

"I thought about what you said and I've outlined a plan."

"I was going to discuss procrastination today, but I'm feeling rather tired. Maybe we could finish this off next week."

Old Cheltem, Cheltem, New Cheltem, New Improved Cheltem.

Fun City Update

Dept. of Traffic Disruption.

'It's a new idea - a cell phone booth, where people can talk privately without disturbing others.'

New York's Full Service Bank - Deposits, Holdups, Withdrawals.

'Hello, I'm the city tax appraiser and it has come to our attention that you have added a bird house to your yard.'

Plutonium

Toy Town-Now with Congestion charging. 'He'll have to pay ?8 every time he plays with it.'

'Do me a favor, next time you want to go golfing in the city, count me out.'