Citrus T-Shirts

"I know your rations include two limes a day, but please don't do that with them."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Orange House of Horrors

Zesting Lemon

"Just be yourself."

Apples for sale

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Apple Pie Abduction

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Plum jam...

"Believe me it's only an apple."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

Conference Pears

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Apricots

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

"No. You turn over."

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

"We have a favor to ask."

Lovers dressed as pears

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

"Well, then - two apples a day."

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

"I like friut flies!"

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 4)

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

Oh you smoothie

"Yes, it is hot in here."