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Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

Insect extinction

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

S.O.S. vaccine

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'We need someone who can turn this company around in a hurry.'

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

Two lemons enjoying some reading time together in their 'Home Sour Home'.

Produce Academy. The lemons were all sent to detention again today? Yeah, they're always tarty.

Orange House of Horrors

"I know your rations include two limes a day, but please don't do that with them."

Sublime

Were you aware, minion, that bees are dying off by the millions all over North America? No. Studies show it was caused by a certain type of pesticide that was introduced in the 1990s. A pesticide that nobody can prove was concocted by a young man in my - I mean, his - basement. Anyone who thought ahead and stocked an underground cavern with 50 tons of honey is going to clean up. Hypothetically speaking, of course. Very bad man.

An injured Lemon in Hospital on a Citrus drip.

Vaccine

'I'd recommend you cut back on the vitamin C supplements'

How to save the Planet...

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

'I've tried everything. My skin is still as dry as an elephant's trunk.'

IUCN Pronouns

Citrus Grammar. Tan-Gerine. Pale-Gerine. Sunbruned-Gerine.

'Remember, the real lemon goes into the floor cleaner and the artificial lemon goes into the lemonade.'

"That may be, but if you-know-who loses his protected status we're all out on our butts."

"Your business doesn't quite need forensic accounting, but hospice accounting might be in order."

'By distilling this sea water, we now create, every day, 100,000 gallons of detergent-filled drinking water.'

Prisoner of pollution.

While you were out I switched energy suppliers,dear.

Oranges

Biden tapes together the Paris Climate Agreement.

"You taste orange on one side of your mouth and lime on the other? You obviously have fruit gums!"

'Please stand by. Our Newscaster has lost his toupee.'

"A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

An Orange and a Norange.