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Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

Insect extinction

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

S.O.S. vaccine

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

Two lemons enjoying some reading time together in their 'Home Sour Home'.

Orange House of Horrors

"I know your rations include two limes a day, but please don't do that with them."

Vaccine

Sublime

An injured Lemon in Hospital on a Citrus drip.

'I'd recommend you cut back on the vitamin C supplements'

IUCN Pronouns

How to save the Planet...

'I've tried everything. My skin is still as dry as an elephant's trunk.'

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

'Remember, the real lemon goes into the floor cleaner and the artificial lemon goes into the lemonade.'

"That may be, but if you-know-who loses his protected status we're all out on our butts."

"Your business doesn't quite need forensic accounting, but hospice accounting might be in order."

Prisoner of pollution.

'By distilling this sea water, we now create, every day, 100,000 gallons of detergent-filled drinking water.'

While you were out I switched energy suppliers,dear.

Oranges

Biden tapes together the Paris Climate Agreement.

"A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

'Please stand by. Our Newscaster has lost his toupee.'

"You taste orange on one side of your mouth and lime on the other? You obviously have fruit gums!"

Zesting Lemon

Where The Bees Are