Citrus Mugs

"I know your rations include two limes a day, but please don't do that with them."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Orange House of Horrors

Zesting Lemon

"Just be yourself."

Apples for sale

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Apple Pie Abduction

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"You took that news with dignity and grace. I really wanted you to spaz out."

Plum jam...

"Believe me it's only an apple."

End of Year Figs.

Conference Pears

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Apricots

"No. You turn over."

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Lovers dressed as pears

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

"We have a favor to ask."

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"Well, then - two apples a day."

Jar wars

"I like friut flies!"

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 4)

"Yes, it is hot in here."