Cinematic Cliché Enthusiast Gifts

The hero dramatically rides off into the sunset.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

Snowyphus

'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

The breakup

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

"Thanks for your introductory speech at the conference. By the way, Hibblemeyer, it's 'hard-headed' businessman, not 'thick-headed'."

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

Clancy: Hard Work Never Killed Anybody

"Always a bridesmaid..."

We all know we're up against a new ball game, a paradigm shift and a game changer, but luckily the cliches remain the same.

"You're looking for love in all the wrong places, Harold."

'Call in someone who understands all the terminology that no one understands.'

Rare Exceptions: The Straw that became a massage therapist dedicated to treating chronic back pain in camels...

"We want supervisors who know noses and never leave a grindstone unturned."

"Are you talking to me?"

"I bit someone once. It tasted like chicken."

Cliche Workshop, "Who wants to get the ball rolling?"

'This town ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"Here's a funny joke for you. A bartender walks into a barn..."

'I've located the lost island of annoying texting clichés.'

At Death's Door

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

"Surround and attack. But do not be seduced by Kong's creamy, peanut butter filled center."

'I always wanted to be a genre, but I'm worried I've become a cliche.'

"I wrote my essay specifically so that Hollywood could easily make a blockbuster out of it!"

'Hello, ACME Exterminators,,, ,,,Hello'

"No man is an island, but I come pretty damn close."

'It's not you it's me not liking you.'