Cia Officer Gifts

Looking for the perfect gift to honor a CIA officer's sharp skills and secretive role? Our collection of witty and thoughtful designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints celebrates their intelligence, dedication, and undercover work with a dash of humor. Whether for a farewell, promotion, or just because, find something that keeps the spy in your life smiling and remind them of their covert greatness.

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Senate Hearing: 'Define torture.' 'Having to testify before this committee.'

Senate Hearing: 'Define torture.' 'Having to testify before this committee.' mockup

Senate Hearing: 'Define torture.' 'Having to testify before this committee.'

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'And just how are we going to win if every time I buy a ticket, you eat it?'

'And just how are we going to win if every time I buy a ticket, you eat it?' mockup

'And just how are we going to win if every time I buy a ticket, you eat it?'

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"It's hard to get good help these days."

"It's hard to get good help these days." mockup

"It's hard to get good help these days."

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The new, green CIA.

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'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?' mockup

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

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"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong." mockup

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

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"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system." mockup

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

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'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?' mockup

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

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'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.' mockup

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

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"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app." mockup

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

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'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...' mockup

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

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'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.' mockup

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

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"I'll have the Investigator's Special." mockup

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

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"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling." mockup

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

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"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off." mockup

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

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CIA report

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'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?' mockup

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

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"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?" mockup

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

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Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World. mockup

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

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"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

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