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Senate Hearing: 'Define torture.' 'Having to testify before this committee.'

'And just how are we going to win if every time I buy a ticket, you eat it?'

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Torture Insurance

"It's hard to get good help these days."

The new, green CIA.

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

CIA report

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

'Don't laugh Ms. Newborn, but I want you to proof this for 'accuracy'.'

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'