Church Restoration Pillows

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"We'd like some scenes from Genesis over here, followed by David composing the Psalms over there, and at the end, let's have Abraham pointing the way to the coat room."

Cathedral Made Safe.

Stainglass Windows '33

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

'-and now a prayer for the roof fund...'

'So ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for anyone prepared to pay ?48.50 including VAT.'

'Here's the state of the art gym, here's the coffee bar and internet cafe ... oh, yeah - and this little thing over here is the new sanctuary.'

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

Painting Mona Lisa.

"For a little extra we could have got Giotto."

Irish plasterer working on a church

"She's a rescue."

Tourists in church

Building a Church.

"We decided to restore our home to its original state."

'Finial, spire, roof...agnostic'

New curate discussing the pulpit with his paritioners

Turin Shroud...