Renovating A Church Pillows

Building a Church.

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

"We'd like some scenes from Genesis over here, followed by David composing the Psalms over there, and at the end, let's have Abraham pointing the way to the coat room."

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

'Decorating on a shoestring'

Church losing its bell

Resting among the tombs

Growing Churches

'-and now a prayer for the roof fund...'

'Here's the state of the art gym, here's the coffee bar and internet cafe ... oh, yeah - and this little thing over here is the new sanctuary.'

'Wait a minute! Aren't you the chap who refused planning permission on the St., Mary's church extension?'

"It's off-white, but a little too off. It may get very tiring. What do you think?"

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

Painter gets stuck in the middle of a room

Irish plasterer working on a church

'We've got to elect someone absolutely scandal-free...'

"What's a polite but firm way of letting them know I don't like modern architecture?"

Vatican Reforms

'Finial, spire, roof...agnostic'

Minimalists. What won't they think of next?

It's only a sin if you talk about it

Under renovation - please excuse construction

Repair of gastronomic centers

A church wedding

You can't miss us!

New curate discussing the pulpit with his paritioners