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Church Group Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for a church group? Our collection features thoughtful and uplifting items that reflect faith, community spirit, and shared beliefs. Whether for a church event, a gathering, or fellowship appreciation, find something that resonates with their spiritual journey and brings smiles. Celebrate togetherness, faith, and friendship with our curated selection designed to inspire and delight your church community.
'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.
"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."
Bless me father, for I have sinned...my brother did it.'
'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'
'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'
He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!
"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"
"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."
'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'
Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'
"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"
"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."
'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'
Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'
Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.
"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"
"Freshly ground pepper?"
'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'
'Let us pray...'
"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"
How to spot the infrequent Mass attendees.
"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."
We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.
Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.
Clown Ministry Baptism Today
"That's our new church mascot."
"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"
'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'
'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).
'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'
The ten ammendments
Midwest Winter Items.
United Church of OMG
Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.
Church Group Gifts Collection
Church Group Mugs
Discover our collection of faith-inspired mugs perfect for church group members. Find the right design to inspire or share a special message of community.
Church Group Pillows
Explore cozy pillows with spiritual designs perfect for fellowship spaces or as thoughtful gifts for your church community.
Church Group Prints
Enhance your church space with inspiring prints that celebrate faith, unity, and fellowship, adding a personal touch to your spiritual environment.
Church Group T-Shirts
Browse our selection of faith-themed t-shirts, ideal for church group outings or casual Sunday wear that celebrates shared beliefs.