Chrysalis Fan Gifts

'I have this horrible nagging idea that he's turning into a butterfly.'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"The unlucky lemming"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Hermit Crabapple Tree

E-Baying @ The Moon

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Mating rituals

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

"Cat park"

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Dissectum Paniculata

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"Bip."

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Echo in the hippo.

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

Cat reading Rommel biography.

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

Crabbing

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

"I've had my eye on you for some time"

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'

"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'