Chrysalis Fan T-Shirts

'I have this horrible nagging idea that he's turning into a butterfly.'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

E-Baying @ The Moon

"The unlucky lemming"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Mating rituals

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

"Cat park"

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Dissectum Paniculata

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"Bip."

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Echo in the hippo.

Cat reading Rommel biography.

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

Crabbing

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

"I've had my eye on you for some time"

"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

'What the hell