Chronically Late Pillows

"Sorry I'm late, I was asleep when my alarm went off."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

Night-shift entrance

Niche Extracurriculars

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"Dunhomin"

Working Vacation.

"Memo from the top, guys. Apparently the 'casual dress days' are getting a little out of hand"

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'Who's gonna tell her she's wearing two different shoes?'

I was a day late and a dollar short, but it was a personal best!

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

"How about fashionably never?"

'We take late returns very seriously at this library Mr Wilson!'

"You should not be here so late...take the work home with you."

"Held up at work? You could have called."

Late again.

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

'Listen, pal, Happy Hour was over ten minutes ago.'

"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."

Of course I'm really working late.

Bob's lazy eye was getting worse - staying home, lying in bed and watching soaps all day.

Waiting for the fat lady to sing.

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

"I'd like to be on time for school but it makes the day too long!"

"Sorry I'm late, but I was somewhere else."

Man eating 'after work mints'

'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.'

"You're too late, again Procrastination Man."

"Overcoming tardiness is overdue."

"May I remind you, Oxley, that in this company we start work at nine and we dress for success."

"Done at last. Are you ready to head out?"