Chronically Late Friend Pillows

The clock for people who have no idea when they will be there.

"I'm just going out - I may be some time..."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

Middle-aged people spend a lot of time looking for things that they have 'lost'.....

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

'You've left your laptop at the office.' - 'Why didn't you tell me before I left?' - 'Great... an extra hour of pointlessness to round off my day...' - 'You've left your power supply at the office.' - 'Right.'

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

"I can't remember where we're going."

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

"The library book you checked out on improving memory is 12 weeks overdue."

"We're goiong to leave now so we can get a jump on wandering around the parking lot looking for our car."

Late again.

'How come you keep forgetting when it's your round?'

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

"I need motivation."