The clock for people who have no idea when they will be there.
Chronically Late Friend Gifts
Looking for a gift for your chronically late friend? Our playful collection highlights their unique timing talent with witty mugs, cheerful t-shirts, cozy pillows, and eye-catching prints. Ideal for birthdays, apologies, or just because, these gifts add humor and personality to everyday moments. Show your friend you've embraced their lateness with a thoughtful, fun present that celebrates their charm and quirks.
"I'm just going out - I may be some time..."
'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'
"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."
Aging Support Group
"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"
'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'
'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'
'Now you know where you left your tools.'
"How the heck could you forget your sword?"
"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"
"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."
"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"
'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'
Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."
Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head
"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"
"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."
'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'
"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."
'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'
Middle-aged people spend a lot of time looking for things that they have 'lost'.....
"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"
"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."
"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."
'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'
'You've left your laptop at the office.' - 'Why didn't you tell me before I left?' - 'Great... an extra hour of pointlessness to round off my day...' - 'You've left your power supply at the office.' - 'Right.'
"I can't remember where we're going."
"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."
"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."
"The library book you checked out on improving memory is 12 weeks overdue."
"I need motivation."
"Forget-me-nots! Wait. Didn't I get these last week? Who gave these to me? Wait. Why did I come in here?"
'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'
"We're goiong to leave now so we can get a jump on wandering around the parking lot looking for our car."
Chronically Late Friend Gifts Collection
Chronically Late Friend Mugs
Discover our range of mugs that humorously celebrate the chronically late with quirky designs perfect for your forgetful but lovable friend.
Chronically Late Friend Pillows
Find charming pillows that add a humorous touch to any space, celebrating the art of being deliciously late.
Chronically Late Friend Prints
Check out our vibrant prints that humorously capture the essence of a chronically late friend, perfect for sprucing up their space.
Chronically Late Friend T-Shirts
Explore our fun collection of t-shirts that embrace your friend's late arrivals with witty slogans and playful graphics.