Lazy Friend Pillows

Man has a can of tuna in his fish bowl.

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"I AM at my usual position."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

Conservation Area

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

Fast Food Fly-Thru

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"