Friend With A Lazy Dog Pillows

"I need motivation."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Canine Scentipede

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'Out, damned Spot.'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"I think I'm beginning to embrace humiliation."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'

Dog with toilet IV

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"I yip, therefore I am."

Jumping Dogs

Dog Igloo.

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

'Click it or ticket.'

"True, it is 'organic.' It's also a dead squirrel!"

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

Fetching some fuel.

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"