Lazy Animal Enthusiast Pillows

'These elevators are slow, but it sure beats flying.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

Cat and mouse

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Conservation Area

Catatonic

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

How the goat got square eyes.

Inactive wear store.

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Fast Food Fly-Thru

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Fetch the Boomerang

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'

'I think someone's asking to go out.'