Lazy Animal Enthusiast Gifts

'These elevators are slow, but it sure beats flying.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

American Idle.

Cat and mouse

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Catatonic

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

Conservation Area

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

How the goat got square eyes.

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Inactive wear store.

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

Fast Food Fly-Thru

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Fetch the Boomerang

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

'I think someone's asking to go out.'