Lonely Friend Pillows

Man's best friend / Man's Worst Friend / Man's Only Friend

"My email is down... talk to me."

Crowded Ice Fishing

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"You lack spontaniety."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Biological Cuckoo clock

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"I'm surprised I'm still single - I always thought I'd be divorced by now."

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!'

Desert Planet

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

"All of my friends are imaginary."

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"