Loneliness Compadre Pillows

'You've finally gone crazy - asking that goldfish questions and then ignoring its replies!'

"My email is down... talk to me."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Cellphone Islands

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

Desert Planet

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

"All of my friends are imaginary."

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"Beware of dog"

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.

Where's Mom?

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

"I'm not afraid of being alone. I just need someone around to discover my corpse because I can't afford a housekeeper."

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

"3....2....1.....Coming, ready or not....."

'We were lonely at the bottom and in the middle. I'm sure we'll get used to being lonely at the top.'

"Oh, thank God!"

A Man is stranded on a desert island with a pay phone.

Dave never figured out whether he was the world's only living brick, or if everyone else was just facing the other way."

"Extrovert me made the plans, but introvert me woke up this morning."