Loneliness Compadre Gifts

'You've finally gone crazy - asking that goldfish questions and then ignoring its replies!'

"My email is down... talk to me."

Cellphone Islands

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

Desert Planet

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

"All of my friends are imaginary."

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

"Beware of dog"

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.

Where's Mom?

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

"3....2....1.....Coming, ready or not....."

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

"I'm not afraid of being alone. I just need someone around to discover my corpse because I can't afford a housekeeper."

"Extrovert me made the plans, but introvert me woke up this morning."

"Oh, thank God!"

"At last — no Trump."

'We were lonely at the bottom and in the middle. I'm sure we'll get used to being lonely at the top.'

Dave never figured out whether he was the world's only living brick, or if everyone else was just facing the other way."

"Ok, I've made it. Now I need love."