Lonely Friend Mugs

Man's best friend / Man's Worst Friend / Man's Only Friend

"My email is down... talk to me."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Crowded Ice Fishing

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

Aging Support Group

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"You lack spontaniety."

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

"I'm surprised I'm still single - I always thought I'd be divorced by now."

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

Biological Cuckoo clock

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!'

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

"All of my friends are imaginary."

Desert Planet

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

People told me virtual dating was safe!