Absent-minded Friend Pillows

"Did you turn the iron off?"

"Ugh. . . where did I put my key to the city?"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"Hello?"

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

'Which arrow points to my office?'

"I can't remember where we're going."

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

'You've left your laptop at the office.' - 'Why didn't you tell me before I left?' - 'Great... an extra hour of pointlessness to round off my day...' - 'You've left your power supply at the office.' - 'Right.'