Habitual Latecomer Pillows

"Well? We're late and all the good trees are taken."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"He's never up before eleven."

Niche Extracurriculars

"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'Gravity wins - again.'

'-and what makes YOU so sure my missus is waiting up for me?'

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

The breakfast of teens.

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

Diet Enforcer

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

'Sorry I'm late, I was caught in a hole in the space time continuum.'

"The trouble with this town is there is no day life."

'Myself, I'm not a morning person, so I'm definitely not interested in one of those up-at-the-crack-of-dawn types, you know what I mean?'

"Sorry I'm late, but I was somewhere else."

"Sorry I'm late, I was asleep when my alarm went off."

"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."

Eating Alone

"I don't know which is harder-- getting Smythe started in the morning, or his computer."

The clock for people who have no idea when they will be there.

"I wouldn't say he was a creature of habit - more of a creature with bad habits."

Items From the Jay Leno Fan Club

"You've got to be kidding. It's freaking noon!!"

"Baldo, get up! It's 1 o'clock in the afternoon! And take that auto window tint off your windows!"

'Sorry folks you've missed this cartoon.'

'C'mon son - shake a leg.'

"Baldo, don't tell me that's what you're having for lunch."

'I don't like changing my habits. That's why I'll have what I already know I don't like.'

"Shannon, some work wound up on my desk again."

"We're naming this new virus after you, Bernie, because it never makes a move until after eleven o'clock in the morning."