Chronic Insomniac Musings Pillows

"I was sleepless once, but it was in Omaha."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

'We're making progress on my insomnia. My foot went to sleep last night.'

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

"But counting sheep makes me hungry."

"He's chasing his dreams."

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

"Must you page swipe so loudly?"

I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd embroider my memoirs a bit.

"If you really wanted to, you could beat this insomnia with your eyes closed."

'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!'

'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.'

Daily Promise...

'She sleeps the whole time! ... Very amusing!'

Person thinking about Trump whilst he's trying to count sheep.

Creative Insomnia

'I can't sleep either - that's why I'm playing this thing!'

"Is the light bothering you dear?"

"Am I a slave of social media? Nooo.....Just got to check this last message..."

'You tossed and turned all night.'

Sheep counting humans to get to sleep.