"I was sleepless once, but it was in Omaha."
Chronic Insomniac Musings Mugs
Surprise your nocturnal thinker with a mug that captures their insomnia musings—ideal for late-night coffee or calming herbal tea during those long, restless nights.
"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."
"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."
Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.
Things that go beep in the night.
"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."
"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."
Thoughts of Stephen Harper...
"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."
"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."
Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.
"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."
'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'
"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."
"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."
'We're making progress on my insomnia. My foot went to sleep last night.'
"But counting sheep makes me hungry."
'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'
"He's chasing his dreams."
"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"
"Must you page swipe so loudly?"
I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd embroider my memoirs a bit.
"If you really wanted to, you could beat this insomnia with your eyes closed."
'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.'
'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!'
Daily Promise...
Coffee. I'm just a boring insomniac. What should I put in my online dating profile? Say you're "up for anything"!
Creative Insomnia
"Is the light bothering you dear?"
'I can't sleep either - that's why I'm playing this thing!'
Person thinking about Trump whilst he's trying to count sheep.
'She sleeps the whole time! ... Very amusing!'
"Am I a slave of social media? Nooo.....Just got to check this last message..."
'You tossed and turned all night.'
I was tossing and turning all night.
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