Chronic Condition Champ Pillows

Med Alert: Heart Condition, Diabetes, BP/Sugar Meds, Cantankerous.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"So what brings you in today?"

'Are we having fun yet?'

Schrodinger's kittens

Monkey casino study.

'Bloody Hell!...What is a hosepipe ban?'

The world at stake...

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

"My chronic condition has been pestering me every single day for the past six months. I'm a lifelong quitter so its persistence is troubling me."

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

"I was just surprised you put the word 'marriage' next to the question asking if you suffered from a chronic condition."

"Love them rays, Chief."

'In the old days we used charcoal. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.'

"Careful...she bites."

"So, how about all this global warming business, eh?"

Little known evolutionary steps.

'That's it Ma'am: Your VCR is set and programmed... You don't need to be an Alpha Male to work it out...'

'Christmas Splash Charity: Fancy Dress Swim.'

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

Ant Farm Concert

'Hey, I just noticed something. So you know what you get if you cover the 'c' in potato chips? Potato hips, isn't that funny?'

Healthy eating centre - keep off the grease.

"On the day after Christmas, lots of families celebrate Boxing Day... They box up things they don't need anymore and give them to charity."