Chronic Condition Champ Gifts

Med Alert: Heart Condition, Diabetes, BP/Sugar Meds, Cantankerous.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'I remember when your dad still had a full mane and his own canines... back in his wild days.'

"So what brings you in today?"

'Are we having fun yet?'

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

Schrodinger's kittens

"Now that I'm getting older it takes more than a single bound to leap a tall building."

The world at stake...

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

'Bloody Hell!...What is a hosepipe ban?'

Monkey casino study.

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

Stock Wanted

"My chronic condition has been pestering me every single day for the past six months. I'm a lifelong quitter so its persistence is troubling me."

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

"So, how about all this global warming business, eh?"

"Love them rays, Chief."

"I was just surprised you put the word 'marriage' next to the question asking if you suffered from a chronic condition."

'In the old days we used charcoal. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.'

"Careful...she bites."

'Hey, I just noticed something. So you know what you get if you cover the 'c' in potato chips? Potato hips, isn't that funny?'

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

'That's it Ma'am: Your VCR is set and programmed... You don't need to be an Alpha Male to work it out...'

Little known evolutionary steps.

Doctor's Office. I don't know which I hate more to hear him say --- "Learn to live with it" or "Learn to live without it."

'Christmas Splash Charity: Fancy Dress Swim.'

Ant Farm Concert

Healthy eating centre - keep off the grease.