Chronic Condition Warrior Gifts

"So what brings you in today?"

"My chronic condition has been pestering me every single day for the past six months. I'm a lifelong quitter so its persistence is troubling me."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

The Cougher

"First break since 2008."

PROBLEM AREAS

Labor Day '19

The sofa freshly made up...

Doctor's house visit "What's made him worse since I phoned Doctor was worrying about the cost of a house call"

"You'll have to take this medication for the rest of your life, but don't worry it's non-addictive."

'Please don't interupt-we've only got 45 minutes.'

"Instead of days, my pill organizer is divided into months."

"Yeah, it's work-related, Doc...I bent over backwards trying to please my boss!"

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

'I'm the doctor - I'll decide what's chronic!'

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

"The doctors call it Polymyositis, but I call it 'Military Arthritis' because it comes with a lot of fatigue."

Lab Rat Rehab...

Your hands are cold...

"I was just surprised you put the word 'marriage' next to the question asking if you suffered from a chronic condition."

"I can't remember if they turned me off or not"

National Asthma Society Parade

"I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I'm worried that I might be dead."

The First Bounce

'I hope that's olive oil. More healthy.'

'I should have gone to my chiropractor before this meeting.'

"No thanks! My dad said those things will kill you!"

Candies and diet pills

"Stop! You're killing me!"

flu bug

Resisting the Virus

Watchdog Maddoff Type Fraud Schemes.

"Please, Doc - nothing too aggressive. I'm kind of attached to my symptoms."

"You're responding beautifully. Let's go ahead and see what happens if we increase your deductible."