Chronic Condition Warrior Mugs

"So what brings you in today?"

Doctor's Office. I don't know which I hate more to hear him say --- "Learn to live with it" or "Learn to live without it."

"My chronic condition has been pestering me every single day for the past six months. I'm a lifelong quitter so its persistence is troubling me."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

The Cougher

"First break since 2008."

PROBLEM AREAS

Labor Day '19

The sofa freshly made up...

Doctor's house visit "What's made him worse since I phoned Doctor was worrying about the cost of a house call"

'Please don't interupt-we've only got 45 minutes.'

"You'll have to take this medication for the rest of your life, but don't worry it's non-addictive."

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"Instead of days, my pill organizer is divided into months."

"Yeah, it's work-related, Doc...I bent over backwards trying to please my boss!"

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

'I'm the doctor - I'll decide what's chronic!'

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

"The doctors call it Polymyositis, but I call it 'Military Arthritis' because it comes with a lot of fatigue."

Lab Rat Rehab...

Your hands are cold...

'I remember when you were this high!'

"I was just surprised you put the word 'marriage' next to the question asking if you suffered from a chronic condition."

"I can't remember if they turned me off or not"

National Asthma Society Parade

"I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I'm worried that I might be dead."

The First Bounce

'I hope that's olive oil. More healthy.'

"No thanks! My dad said those things will kill you!"

'I should have gone to my chiropractor before this meeting.'

Candies and diet pills

"Stop! You're killing me!"

flu bug

Watchdog Maddoff Type Fraud Schemes.

Resisting the Virus