Ocd Warrior Gifts

"I can't remember if they turned me off or not"

Second lifeReal life.

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

Privacy - Surveillance

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"So what brings you in today?"

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."

"No need to rush. Take all weekend if you must."

"With the new year approaching, I was hoping you could help with my resolution...."

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

"Interesting diagnosis. Now let's ask Google for a second opinion, shall we?"

'Then I said, ‘This is crazy. You can't force me to work overtime.''

"Next time you want me to swallow a camera, just wrap it in bacon!"

'Maybe we can rob Peter AND Paul.'

"My chronic condition has been pestering me every single day for the past six months. I'm a lifelong quitter so its persistence is troubling me."

"You're only 35 but you say you've worked for 42 years?"

ALBA on Ebola

"How come they call these tax returns when I never get any money returned?"

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

"I'd like to request a transfer from the children's ward."

'I didn't get a promotion, but he put me on salary so I can work 60 hours a week without getting overtime.'

"P..P..Please! Just leave me alone!!"

'Whenever nubilous the nebbish grabbed his gamp.'

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

'I disagree with you, doctor. It's not just a hangnail. According to the Internet, it's a rare genetic disorder. . .'

'I could kiss it and make it better, but it's not covered by your insurance.'