Watchdog Warrior Gifts

'Maybe we can rob Peter AND Paul.'

Opioid Profits

A New New World Order

Privacy - Surveillance

Monsanto

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

City Zoo: Day Care

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Monkey-artist

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

Save the unicorn.

"Touché"

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

Climate Change

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.