Watchdog Warrior Gifts

'Maybe we can rob Peter AND Paul.'

Opioid Profits

Privacy - Surveillance

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

City Zoo: Day Care

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Monkey-artist

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"Touché"

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Save the unicorn.

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

Climate Change

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons