Watchdog Enthusiasts Gifts

Secret Service Dogs

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"They're so like us."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Privacy - Surveillance

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

Buck Naked

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

"How do you know my watch isn't shockproof?"

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Spy Satellite

Super-ego Surveillance

Sheepdog Security

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

"I just installed a home security monitor."

How wire-tapping began. Is that some kind of eavesdropping equipment? Sort of

Do' you have the time?'

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

"I'm not a #@*%! frog! I'm a toad!"

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

"Really, yes, I'm on a diet too: I need to almost double my summer weight before the start of the winter hibernation..."

"You know how to whistle don't you Steve, you just put your lips together and blow. . . but I wouldn't recommend it."