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Secret Service Dogs

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"They're so like us."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

Privacy - Surveillance

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

Buck Naked

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Spy Satellite

Super-ego Surveillance

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

Sheepdog Security

'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

"I just installed a home security monitor."

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

"I'm not a #@*%! frog! I'm a toad!"

"You know how to whistle don't you Steve, you just put your lips together and blow. . . but I wouldn't recommend it."

Do' you have the time?'

Dead animal toupee.

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

'That does it!! NO MORE KIDS!!'

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."