Watchdog Wannabe T-Shirts

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

The transparent safe box of Panama

Privacy - Surveillance

The Corporate Trust: 'Since we have an agreement of transparency with the feds, I don't need to remind all of you that this meeting never happened.'

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

The bailout.

Clive couldn't work out who was stealing office equipment...

Panama Papers Scandal

'We want to get maximum publicity on this, Klodnik, so release it to Wikileaks.'

Secret Service Dogs

Vacancy at the Ecuadoran Embassy

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

"You know how to whistle don't you Steve, you just put your lips together and blow. . . but I wouldn't recommend it."

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

'Maybe we can rob Peter AND Paul.'

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

"I'm a bird dog."

"I don't need to write it down, boss, I'm wearing a wire."

Barack Obama with a listening medal.

House of Commons on the TV - 'Oh no! Not more reality TV.'

The marriage of Snowden and Maduro?

"...but you uncovered this cafe's secret conspiracy to addict us to over-caffeinated drinks."

Edward Snowden wasn't here.