Whistleblower Wannabes T-Shirts

The Corporate Trust: 'Since we have an agreement of transparency with the feds, I don't need to remind all of you that this meeting never happened.'

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

The transparent safe box of Panama

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Panama Papers Scandal

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

J. Edgar - F.B.Eye Lives On.

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

Bribery and Corruption.

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

'We want to get maximum publicity on this, Klodnik, so release it to Wikileaks.'

Vacancy at the Ecuadoran Embassy

USA 2030

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

NHS targets

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

Goal!

"You have to handle complaints very carefully, the shredder is at the end of the corridor."

'At least he kept his promise not to go to the media or government.'

"Those are muzzles for whistleblowers."

Facebook in Crisis

"You know how to whistle don't you Steve, you just put your lips together and blow. . . but I wouldn't recommend it."

Fascism? You're Soaking In It.

"This just in: alternative facts are not facts. They're lies. I'm a delinquent ten-year-old and even I know that."

The Panama Hat Trick

Et Tu, Glenn Greenwald?

Indictment of the Month

"I don't understand why we sweep for illegal surveillance bugs every day, when It'll all be leaked to the press or on twitter the next day anyway."