Whistleblower Wannabe T-Shirts

'As I see it, we have three options: be part of the problem, part of the cover up, or part of the wikileakers.'

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

"...but you uncovered this cafe's secret conspiracy to addict us to over-caffeinated drinks."

The transparent safe box of Panama

'We want to get maximum publicity on this, Klodnik, so release it to Wikileaks.'

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Panama Papers Scandal

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

The Corporate Trust: 'Since we have an agreement of transparency with the feds, I don't need to remind all of you that this meeting never happened.'

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Bribery and Corruption.

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

USA 2030

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

NHS targets

Vacancy at the Ecuadoran Embassy

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

'At least he kept his promise not to go to the media or government.'

"You know how to whistle don't you Steve, you just put your lips together and blow. . . but I wouldn't recommend it."

Facebook in Crisis

"You have to handle complaints very carefully, the shredder is at the end of the corridor."

"Those are muzzles for whistleblowers."

"This just in: alternative facts are not facts. They're lies. I'm a delinquent ten-year-old and even I know that."

NSA Hoover

"I don't understand why we sweep for illegal surveillance bugs every day, when It'll all be leaked to the press or on twitter the next day anyway."

Indictment of the Month

'And this is Mr Proctor, he manages the hospitals whistleblowing support team.'