Whistleblower Wannabe Gifts

'As I see it, we have three options: be part of the problem, part of the cover up, or part of the wikileakers.'

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

"...but you uncovered this cafe's secret conspiracy to addict us to over-caffeinated drinks."

Pam Bondi

The transparent safe box of Panama

'We want to get maximum publicity on this, Klodnik, so release it to Wikileaks.'

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Panama Papers Scandal

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

The Corporate Trust: 'Since we have an agreement of transparency with the feds, I don't need to remind all of you that this meeting never happened.'

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

J. Edgar - F.B.Eye Lives On.

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

Bribery and Corruption.

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

NHS targets

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

USA 2030

Goal!

Vacancy at the Ecuadoran Embassy

'At least he kept his promise not to go to the media or government.'

Facebook in Crisis

"You have to handle complaints very carefully, the shredder is at the end of the corridor."

"You know how to whistle don't you Steve, you just put your lips together and blow. . . but I wouldn't recommend it."

"Those are muzzles for whistleblowers."

Fascism? You're Soaking In It.

"This just in: alternative facts are not facts. They're lies. I'm a delinquent ten-year-old and even I know that."