Future Whistleblower Gifts

"Where do I see myself in five years? Living off the royalties of the tell-all book I will write."

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

The transparent safe box of Panama

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

The Corporate Trust: 'Since we have an agreement of transparency with the feds, I don't need to remind all of you that this meeting never happened.'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

'Where's the petty cash?'... 'It's in the box marked Pension Fund.'

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

Bribery and Corruption.

Vacancy at the Ecuadoran Embassy

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

NHS targets

USA 2030

Welsh water sewage

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

'We want to get maximum publicity on this, Klodnik, so release it to Wikileaks.'

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

"You know how to whistle don't you Steve, you just put your lips together and blow. . . but I wouldn't recommend it."

'As a career goal, I'd like to work in government, get the goods on someone, and write a tell-all book.'

Facebook in Crisis

"Those are muzzles for whistleblowers."

'At least he kept his promise not to go to the media or government.'

Cubicle Slavery