Workplace Whistleblower Gifts

Cubicle Slavery

"In lieu of an exit interview, he just emailed a string of emojis about how he felt about the company and his boss."

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

The transparent safe box of Panama

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

'Where's the petty cash?'... 'It's in the box marked Pension Fund.'

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Bribery and Corruption.

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

'Closing the letter with 'Very fondly yours' seems okay but let's run it by legal, to be sure it cannot be misinterpreted as sexual harassment.'

NHS targets

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

Welsh water sewage

Vacancy at the Ecuadoran Embassy

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

'We want to get maximum publicity on this, Klodnik, so release it to Wikileaks.'

USA 2030

Time is running out for Julian Assange.

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

"You have to handle complaints very carefully, the shredder is at the end of the corridor."

Facebook in Crisis

"You know how to whistle don't you Steve, you just put your lips together and blow. . . but I wouldn't recommend it."

"I'm on the lookout for a whistle blower in the office."

"Those are muzzles for whistleblowers."

'At least he kept his promise not to go to the media or government.'