Workplace Whistleblower Gifts

Cubicle Slavery

Complicated Workplace Rules. In an office setting, it is not acceptable when a boss says "Gimme some sugar" to a subordinate. But it might be perfectly acceptable when working in a bakery.

"In lieu of an exit interview, he just emailed a string of emojis about how he felt about the company and his boss."

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

The transparent safe box of Panama

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Tempest in a Teapot

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

'Where's the petty cash?'... 'It's in the box marked Pension Fund.'

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

Bribery and Corruption.

Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated

J. Edgar - F.B.Eye Lives On.

'Closing the letter with 'Very fondly yours' seems okay but let's run it by legal, to be sure it cannot be misinterpreted as sexual harassment.'

'We want to get maximum publicity on this, Klodnik, so release it to Wikileaks.'

NHS targets

Vacancy at the Ecuadoran Embassy

Welsh water sewage

Time is running out for Julian Assange.

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

USA 2030

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

"I'm on the lookout for a whistle blower in the office."

Facebook in Crisis

"You have to handle complaints very carefully, the shredder is at the end of the corridor."

'At least he kept his promise not to go to the media or government.'

"You know how to whistle don't you Steve, you just put your lips together and blow. . . but I wouldn't recommend it."