Office Whistleblower Gifts

'This complaint of your of sex discrimination.'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

Do Not Resuscitate

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Tempest in a Teapot

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

Do not think outside the box!

'I'm a fat cat in a dog-eat-dog world.'

"You would be perfect if you weren't you!"

'Where's the petty cash?'... 'It's in the box marked Pension Fund.'

"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."

'Sorry, you failed the aptitude test.' -'Thankfully I own the company.'

My husband doesn´t understand you.

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

Bribery and Corruption.

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

J. Edgar - F.B.Eye Lives On.

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

'Closing the letter with 'Very fondly yours' seems okay but let's run it by legal, to be sure it cannot be misinterpreted as sexual harassment.'

'Never roll your eyes while the boss is talking.'

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony."

'We've got trouble, Henderson - Your people got with my people and decided they didn't need us.'

USA 2030

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."