Watchdog Wannabe Gifts

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

The transparent safe box of Panama

Privacy - Surveillance

The Corporate Trust: 'Since we have an agreement of transparency with the feds, I don't need to remind all of you that this meeting never happened.'

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

The bailout.

Clive couldn't work out who was stealing office equipment...

Secret Service Dogs

Panama Papers Scandal

'We want to get maximum publicity on this, Klodnik, so release it to Wikileaks.'

Vacancy at the Ecuadoran Embassy

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'

Fascism? You're Soaking In It.

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"You know how to whistle don't you Steve, you just put your lips together and blow. . . but I wouldn't recommend it."

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

'Maybe we can rob Peter AND Paul.'

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

Et Tu, Glenn Greenwald?

The Panama Hat Trick

A New New World Order

"I'm a bird dog."

"I don't need to write it down, boss, I'm wearing a wire."

Don't be so hard on yourself, Plum. I'm sure a candlestick in the conservatory seemed like the perfect crime at the time.

'For cryin' out loud. All I said was I thought I heard a noise outside last night!'

Monsanto

Edward Snowden wasn't here.

The marriage of Snowden and Maduro?

House of Commons on the TV - 'Oh no! Not more reality TV.'

"...but you uncovered this cafe's secret conspiracy to addict us to over-caffeinated drinks."